MATCH REPORTS
MATCH REPORTS
Melmac 1 - Crits 1
TILBURG | 26 september 2020
WARNING: This match report is based on a true story and the players are fictional people, but the players' names are fictional. If the names and/or facts are similar, this is purely a coincidence. If you have any complaints, questions or comments, please contact the sports editors of the Melmac site. Enjoy reading. Sven Cijsouw was in the starting line-up of trainer Jan Terlouw. This is remarkable considering the young pupil has not scored a goal for 3 games in a row. Today De Zeeuw had to prove the opposite. You then saw fire developing in the eyes of Sven, who was born on May 12. Today was supposed to be his match. He doesn't want to be next to it next week. He can't handle that.
That is why the born and bred young man from Terneuzen scored a lot during the match. Together with his colleagues Kevin Strootman, Lisa van Berkel and Josje, they accounted for a large number of the goals. As long as it was actually in Cijsouw's interests. And sure enough, the young man – who even has his own Instagram fan account called: Sfanaccount – scored no less than ¾ times in the match. A crucial contribution from the young man who also trained in karate during his korfball career. After the match it became a thing. Cijsouw had finally scored his goal and the whole world could - no, had to - know about it. Young student's ego started to grow. An anonymous source, in the form of Jarick Baars, said that from now on he had to pick up the star player of Melmac 1 from school and take him to training.
Teammate Robert spoke to the sports editors about 'a dazzling performance' after he saw the Manchester United fan in action. The bencher did add a comment: “He immediately came to tell me after the match how many times he had scored and that I should sit on the bench from now on. He said my posture was not good and thought I should think more about my back.” The documentary maker of the home team also had a hard time. “He just laughed at me when I told him I had only made 2 this season.” Fortunately, the Zeelander was immediately put in his place by his mother Josje. She said she had to be nice to his teammates, otherwise he would be grounded and not allowed to play his GameBoy for 2 weeks. Well, all's well that ends well. By the way, Melynas won the match 13-8.
