MATCH REPORTS

MATCH REPORTS

Melmac MW1 - Eymerick MW1

TILBURG | 10 april 2018
I didn't want to write a match report, but somehow it turned out that way 😉 But as you will soon read, there was more that happened that evening that people would rather not have seen.
For example, the sports center preferred hockey players on our field, but unfortunately, our match really took precedence. And so Farah preferred 2 shoes for korfball, but unfortunately, one decided to stay at home. And so Lieke preferred not to be strangled by the stopwatch while whistling/running/keeping score, but fortunately that could be arranged thanks to a very cooperative lady on the side. And so Amy would rather not be a plate spinning chef ("the Leontien of the korfball court"), but she really couldn't avoid the dance. By the way, things didn't go so smoothly. First we got 9 goals too many, and then one too few. Much to the amusement of the opponent on the bench. He couldn't stand it anymore after that, so he started coaching on the other side of the field. By the way, everyone also wanted to marry nachos, but also eat them, but also get married. It turned out to be a slightly different Tuesday dilemma than we had expected…
By the way, everyone also wanted to marry nachos, but also eat them, but also get married. It turned out to be a slightly different Tuesday dilemma than we had expected in advance... Some conclusions: If you marry nachos, you will only have a short wedding night. There will probably be good oral satisfaction. And you can speak of "a partner who is really worth eating." is” Who else was there to eat was Justin by the way. Several people from the side decided that his tail was really too cute. Amber was also declared a real hero in socks (because she donated half of her brand new shoes to Farah). And Farah suddenly (thanks to the shoes?) was super sharp! Despite all the flashy moves of the match, including punching, punching and boobie-slapping, this was still chosen as the move of the match (thanks to Amy, the photographer's photographer):

"If you marry nachos, you only have a short wedding night."

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